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NBC
Dec 19, 2012 12:35am EST
tarantino, leann rimes. tomorrow night, jamie foxx will be here! but jimmy fallon's happening right now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much, everybody. i feel the love! from this crowd right here. a new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i am your host, jimmy fallon, though you may know me by my other name, gossip girl. [ light laughter ] you guys see last night's series finale of "gossip girl?" big surprise when it was revealed that "gossip girl" is actually written by a guy. which explained why the last post was signed xoxo i pee standing up. [ laughter ] hey guys, there's some political news here. yesterday president obama and john boehner talked about the fiscal cliff for 45 minutes. but the wh
NBC
Dec 18, 2012 12:35am EST
night, quentin tarantino will be here! but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy, take it away! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome, everybody. that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you, guys, for being here. welcome to "late night." [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have fun tonight. hey, i want to say congratulations to "american idol" winner, kelly clarkson, who got engaged over the weekend. [ cheers and applause ] we love her. it's going to be weird at the wedding when the priest is like "if anyone here objects to this union, text the word "no" to my cell phone right now." [ light laughter ] yep, kelly clarkson got engaged. so, i guess now she'll be mrs. independent. [ laughter ] listen to thi
ABC
Dec 21, 2012 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for joining us here in hollywood. you made it to hollywood. see, this is what happens when you believe in yourself. you'll be happy to know that the presidential election officially ended this weekend. four days after the polls closed, the votes from florida finally came in. saturday they cast their electoral votes for president obama and also declared philip phillips the winner of "american idol." they're slow. i'm surprised how slow they are. i know there are a lot of older people in florida, but have you ever played bingo with old people? they're lightning fast. i used to go with my grandmother. i'd have one card i was focused on. she'd play 35 cards, and you'd hear o-75, and she'd be like bop, bop, bop, bop and reach over with her left hand and, pow, right on mine, and i'd sit there in shock. maybe if they introduced a gambling element into voting, it would go faster, but in any case, the election is finally over, and now florida can get back to doing what it does best, which is, what, eating ea
ABC
Dec 4, 2012 12:00am PST
and the dap kings. and the dap kings. >> jimmy: hi with a word about the lg cinema tlooed tv to demonstrate, the new best seller kaufl duty black ops ii who else to tell us about it but a black operative. >> guillermo: call me my glblac op dumb ass. >> jimmy: what is it? >> guillermo: black ops guillermo. >> guillermo: it's awesome. play in 3-d on the lg 3-d feel like you're part of the action. i got to go here. sir, take over. i got an important black ops mission. >> jimmy: yeah, black ops mission to go on? i think this -- [ laughter ] it's over here. the rope. [ laughter ] don't worry, we'll wait. you got to pull with your hafrms use your legs, your knees, too. use the door instead. probably a good idea. [ applause ] >> call of duty in 3-d, a whole new level with lg. jimmy kimmel is back in two minutes with howard stern, tracy morgan and music from sharon jones and the dap kings. [ female announcer ] just for these hectic holidays, mccafé brings you rich peppermint mocha and peppermint hot chocolate. the simple joy of unwinding. ♪ ♪ this holiday you'll find 24 exceptio
ABC
Dec 8, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- reba mcentire. mike tyson. the winner of "dancing with the stars," melissa rycroft. and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, believe me when i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. hello, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for visiting. it is appreciated. and i just want to say one thing and get it out of the way. as of tonight, as of this minute it is no longer okay to ask people how their thanksgiving was. all right? you missed the cut-off. you can now start asking people what they're planning to do for christmas, so -- what a weird show we have for you tonight. our guests tonight are reba mcentire, mike tyson, the "dancing with the stars" champions, and music from future. it might be a little awkward because it is the first time mike and reba have been in the room together since they broke up. [ laughter ] mike tyson is here from his live one-man show
NBC
Dec 1, 2012 12:35am PST
tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmyoh, wow. that's the love. thank you out here. thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night." [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be a big show tonight. new york city is the place where -- here's what people are talking about, you guys. there's a video going around of president obama getting choked up and crying while he thanks his campaign staff after the election. yeah. [ audience aws ] when mitt romney saw the video, he was, like -- [ as romney ] >> "what is that clear liquid coming out of his eyes?" [ laughter ] "is he leaking? what --" speaking of mitt romney, now that he's out of the presidential race, he will no longer receive protection from the secret service. [ audience aws ] or as big bird put it, "'sup?" [ laughter and applause ] why would big bird -- "'sup?" there's also a rumor that romney will write a tel
NBC
Dec 29, 2012 12:35am EST
tarantino will be here! but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy, take it away! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, welcome. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. i feel the love. thank you very much. welcome. welcome, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, we have a great show. it's going to be really fun. hopefully we get to make you laugh tonight. we've got a lot of fun things. i'm very excited about this. the new movie "the hobbit: an unexpected journey" came out today. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] but i heard it was almost three hours long. marking the first time people were like, "yeah, i'm going to save myself some time and just read the book." [ laughter ] so, i'm just going to -- three hours is --" [ applause ] listen to t
NBC
Dec 6, 2012 12:35am EST
don johnson, julia scardina, and darius rucker. jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. that's what i'm talking about. that's a beautiful crowd right there. i feel the love. great new york city crowd. oh, my gosh. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] we have a fun show tonight. really funny people. really talented people on the show tonight. big news, you guys. mcdonald's just announced that it's bringing back the mcrib later this month. [ cheers and applause ] or, as the mayans put it, "hey, we tried to warn you." [ laughter ] this is exciting. barbara walters has released part of her "most fascinating people" list. and this year hillary clinton and honey boo boo are both on it
NBC
Dec 28, 2012 12:35am EST
. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, very much, everyone. that's a new york city crowd right there. welcome, everybody, from late night. thank you, thank you, thank you. what a big show we've got tonight. here's what people are talking about. after weeks of rumors, today, it was confirmed prince william and kate middleton are expecting their first baby. [ cheers and applause ] that's great. you could tell the baby is a member of the royal family, because kate said she can already feel it waving. she can feel it. speaking of babies, a new survey found that sophia and aiden are the most popular baby names this year. sophia and aiden. the least popular baby names, kim jong sandusky. kim jong sandusky. only three babies were named that this year. >> steve: three of them. >> jimmy: beautiful kids. >> steve: wow. that's up from last year. >> jimmy: so excited. very have the dave matthews band on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] phen
ABC
Dec 29, 2012 12:00am EST
on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> thanksgiving is about going home to your family and doing dirty things in your childhood bed. >> dicky: ryan seacrest. >> jimmy: who do you think is the worst judge in the history of "american idol"? >> dicky: erin andrews. and music from soundgarden. >> jimmy: today is what they call cyber monday. >>> i am on a american airlines boeing. it's got a lot of great features. so i can plug all my devices right in. i don't even need an adapter. >> ow. >> it also has entertainment. so i can watch the latest movies, tv shows, and games. hey, i'm trying to watch me here on tv. stupid baby. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience, only on american airlines. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with ryan seacrest, erin andrews, and music from soundgarden. introducing grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the story telling... the music. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is m
ABC
Dec 29, 2012 12:00am PST
new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience, only on american airlines. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with ryan seacrest, erin andrews, and music from soundgarden. introducing grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the story telling... the music. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ryan seacrest. erin andrews. and music from soundgarden. with cleto and the cletones. and now, all i know is, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for being here tonight. i hope you had a nice thanksgiving weekend. thanksgiving is the day we get together to give thanks for all we have, but most of all, it's about going home to your family and doing dirty things in your childhood be
NBC
Dec 7, 2012 12:35am EST
and jim rome. jimmy fallon is happening right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. looking good. thank you. welcome, everybody. that's what i'm talking about. a great new york city crowd right there, higgins. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. the official white house christmas card just went out. and it's signed by all the members of the first family, also by bo, the dog. [ light laughter ] i thought it was odd when he added the line, "humps and kisses." [ laughter ] you don't have to do that. speaking of obama though, "forbes" has just ranked the president as the world's most powerful person. in response, obama issued this statement, "suck it, bieber." [ laughter ] [ as obama
NBC
Dec 26, 2012 12:35am EST
. jimmy fallon's coming up next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i feel the love, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night," everybody. thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. oh, it's going to be a great show tonight. here's -- first, here's what people are talking about. pope benedict officially joined twitter, yesterday. [ cheers ] and before sending a single tweet, he already has more than 250,000 followers. yeah, then jesus was like, "seriously, i walked on water, i only got 12 followers?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know what i'm supposed to do. some political news. yesterday, president obama spent an hour on twitter taking questions
ABC
Dec 11, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ted danson, from "game of thrones", emilia clarke, and music from larry g(ee) with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for showing up. i tell you something, we were off last week. it's starting to get christmassy around here. the fake wreaths are hanging. the lattes at starbucks are spiced. the holidays are upon us and won't get off us. it's time to start practicing your pretending to like a gift face. christmas is a major operation for me. i buy hundreds of gifts and i buy them all myself. people think i have an assistant. i do but he doesn't do anything for me. he does some things for me, believe me. but he's having a baby. i went to costco this weekend. it was a two-cart weekend for costco. people were asking if i worked there. i move things like i'm one of the employees. leaving costco my truck was packed to tightly i could see out the front and 1/18 out of the window in the back and the truck
ABC
Dec 15, 2012 1:05am PST
this nose. >> jimmy: that's mel brooks honoring his friend carl reiner. that is fantastic. >> carl never, never expected me to do anything that crazy. >> jimmy: it's kind of a weird thing where you can go out with a prosthetic nose and people don't notice it. [ laughter ] >> it's true. when you're really jewish, it doesn't make a bit of difference. but carl, i see carl, i'll see him later tonight, we'll be watching this later tonight. i see him almost every night. i love that guy. >> jimmy: i love the idea of you guys hanging out together. >> i said to carl the other night, this is really funny, i said, carl, you know, you're 90, going to be 91, you're amazing. just, i'm -- i'm just so amazed at everything you do. can i ask a personal question? he said, of course. every once in awhile, do you ever achieve an erection? this is all true. [ laughter ] and he -- and carl said, i do, i do, not so notice it. [ laughter ] that's -- true life -- >> jimmy: insurrection, i think, actually. wow, that's -- and how often are you guys together during the week? >> couple of nights a week. >> jimmy: tha
ABC
Dec 19, 2012 12:00am EST
in newtown. we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." >> i think maybe you're known for cursing. >> i've heard that. >> more than anyone else. >> why is that? >> because you curse all the time. >> dicky: the cast of "jersey shore." >> this feels like a graduation of kids who never actually went to school. >> dicky: and unnecessary censorship. >> i promise >> jimmy: hi, jimmy kimmel here, with a special announcement from downy. unstoppables the in-wash scent booster that keeps your laundry fresh for up to 12 weeks. the brave men and women at downy have been asking people to send videos of themselves showing how "fresh" they can be the winner got a trip to la and a visit to our show and, after an exhaustive search, they found their winner and he's here with us tonight please say hello to charlie reeves. charlie, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] where are you from? >> i'm from anaheim. happiest place on earth. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, you got a trip all the way from anaheim. >> all the way from anaheim. >> jimmy: there's another jimmy who would like to offer his
ABC
Dec 25, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- samuel l. jackson. the cast of "jersey shore." and music from ed sheeran with cleto and the cletones and now, right down santa claus lane here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, everyone. how are you? thank you. it's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me. here in los angeles, home of your favorite stars. it's good to have you here. christmas in hollywood is beautiful, isn't it? it reminds me of switzerland. but instead of snow, we have dirty superheroes. we are in the thick of the holiday season. i believe there are only 371 shopping days until next christmas, and this christmas is even sooner than that. it's only six days away. i do the bulk of my shopping online. mostly because of that mariah carey christmas song. they know there are other songs they can play in public, right? mariah carey must have dirt on whoever owns the mall. when you shop online, a lot of places won't give you boxes. baby gap will give you one box for every three items you order. th
ABC
Dec 19, 2012 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: hi, jimmy kimmel here, with a special announcement from downy. unstoppables the in-wash scent booster that keeps your laundry fresh for up to 12 weeks. the brave men and women at downy have been asking people to send videos of themselves showing how "fresh" they can be the winner got a trip to la and a visit to our show and, after an exhaustive search, they found their winner and he's here with us tonight please say hello to charlie reeves. charlie, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] where are you from? >> i'm from anaheim. happiest place on earth. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, you got a trip all the way from anaheim. >> all the way from anaheim. >> jimmy: there's another jimmy who would like to offer his congratulations as well. >> hey, jimmy the intern here with a big congratulations to charlie reeves, our winner of the downey unstoppables 12 seconds of fame contest. great job. stay fresh, everybody. >> jimmy: wow. you must be in shock. but the fun's not over. we also have a prize for you. dickey, tell charlie what he's won. >> dicky: he's won his very own home version of
ABC
Dec 5, 2012 12:00am PST
>> "jimmy kimmel live" coming up >> "jimmy kimmel live" coming up next >>> ho ho ho, santa jimmy here. i love the holiday season. there's nothing more gratifying than bringing a smile to a child's dirty face. bring in the little angels, will you? come on, in little angels. well, hello little boy, what would you like for christmas? >> i want a bunch of stuff and you better give it to me, i have a list for you, okay? >> oh, boy. >> i want some nikkei none headphones, a power drill, a -- >> a what? >> a deluxe bundle, sport video games, and some cheese balls and the i want them now. >> jimmy: i'm afraid that i see you're on the naughty list so i won't be able to give you any of those things this year. but walmart is america easily gift headquarters so they've got all that stuff on your list covered and more at everyday low prices so i suggest you get off my lap and tell your mommy to take you there, okay? >> no, i'm not getting off till i get a present. >> jimmy: i'll give you whatever you want, stop bouncing. please bring in the present! >> merry christmas! >> jimmy: merry christma
ABC
Dec 20, 2012 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: jimmy kimmel here with a message from downey unstoppables. the winner showing how fresh they can be got a visit to our show. after an exhaustive search, they found their winner. please say hello to charlie reeves. charlie, come on out. there he is. where are you from? >> i am from anaheim. happiest place on earth. >> jimmy: yeah. you got a trip all the way from anaheim. what a treat. there's another jimmy who would like to offer his congratulations as well. >> jimmy the intern here with a big congratulations to charlie reeves, our winner of the downy unstoppables 12 seconds of fame contest. stay fresh, everybody. >> jimmy: wow, you must be in shock. but the fun is not over yet. we also have a prize for you. dickey, tell charlie what he's won. >> dicky: he's won his very own home version of guillermo. >> what? [ applause ] >> jimmy: how about that. enjoy your guillermo. do whatever you want with him. charlie, everyone. >> dicky: downy unstoppables delivers 12 weeks of freshness. for more information, visit downy.com. "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with eric st
ABC
Dec 26, 2012 12:00am PST
is here. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with john goodman, hayden panettiere, and music from mgk. [ male announcer ] everyone loves to dunk. mcdonald's tender, juicy chicken mcnuggets in spicy buffalo and creamy ranch sauce. just $4.99 for 20 of your favorite chicken mcnuggets. more ways to love mcnuggets. ♪ c'mon, michael! get in the game! [ male announcer ] don't have the hops for hoops with your buddies? lost your appetite for romance? and your mood is on its way down. you might not just be getting older. you might have a treatable condition called low testosterone or low t. millions of men, forty-five or older, may have low t. so talk to your doctor about low t. hey, michael! [ male announcer ] and step out of the shadows. hi! how are you? [ male announcer ] learn more at isitlowt.com. [ laughs ] hey! time for citi price rewind. because your daughter really wants that pink castle thing. and you really don't want to pay more than you have to. only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the diff
ABC
Dec 27, 2012 12:00am EST
>>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i think this is the best time of the year to get into a knife fight over a parking spot at target. >> dicky:s rel >> dicky: leslie mamn. >> i think you might have the plague. >> are there any plans to make "ted 2"? >> yes, we're basically going to make the same m >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. american airlines is offering its fleet for a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo with more. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane. and the new boeing is the best. the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket. can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. w wow. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with leslie mann, ted, and music from sarah jaffe. ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ you can count on me, ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ if only in my d
ABC
Dec 27, 2012 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. american airlines is offering its fleet for a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo with more. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane. and the new boeing is the best. the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket. can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. w wow. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with leslie mann, ted, and music from sarah jaffe. ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ you can count on me, ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ if only in my dreams. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, leslie mann, ted, music from sarah jaffe. with cleto and the cletones. and now, oh my golly, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. good of you all to be here with us to
ABC
Dec 28, 2012 12:00am PST
. >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. please pay close attention to this word from american airlines. >> i'm guillermo. i love to travel on american airlines. their check-in service is the best. they really know how to take care of a big celebrity like me. they make check-in so easy. keep up the good work. >> hello, mr. rodriguez. >> hi, how are you? >> i checked you in and we also have a designated security line. >> you know how to take care of a celebrity. >> we offer this service to all of our celebrities. >> this is for you. i signed it just for you. >> thank you. can i assist you in finding your gate? >> no, it's okay. my personal assistant will take care of that. >> hi. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines. >> take care of my bag. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with ted danson, from "game of thrones" emileia clark, and music from larry g. ia clark, and music fr larry g. ia clark, and music fro larry g. [ male announcer ] paradise of flavor. real pork meat bathed in bbq sauce. mcrib, the one and only way to sa
ABC
Dec 6, 2012 12:00am EST
>>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yay, you did it! all right, open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers, with the brooklyn philharmonic. ♪ "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jon stewart and stephen colbert. cousin sal's halloween trick or treat. and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, not for nothing here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. well, that's very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. we are -- [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, thank you. fine, i'll stay. thank you very much. that's very nice of you. we are live at the harden theater at the brooklyn academy of music -- [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. and thank you for taking time away from your food co-op advisory
ABC
Dec 12, 2012 12:00am PST
! by the way, we're going dutch today. i'm not paying for your drinks. >> ketel one. this is vodka. >> "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with leslie mann. ted. and music from sarah jaffe. out from the shallow end se to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. with brandy who is stocking up for the holidays. look at that price. that's great! if you find a lower advertised price, walmart will match it at the register. really? yeah. there you have it. oh my goodness! that's the walmart low price guarantee. see for yourself. bring in your last receipt and see how much you can save. be ready. with the season's tastiest brands. like sea pak shrimp spring rolls. delicious handmade rolls, authentic asian taste. walmart has everything you need to be ready for holiday hosting. with our low price guarantee backed by ad match. walmart. this year give 'em an applebee's gift card. buy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at app
ABC
Dec 6, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jon stewart and stephen colbert. cousin sal's halloween trick or treat. and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, not for nothing here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. well, that's very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. we are -- [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, thank you. fine, i'll stay. thank you very much. that's very nice of you. we are live at the harden theater at the brooklyn academy of music -- [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. and thank you for taking time away from your food co-op advisory boards to be here tonight. this is our third night here in brooklyn. the weather is getting better. people are becoming more enthusiastic. when i woke up this morning, it was sunny and beautiful. here's the funny thing about the local news in new york. as soon as the weather is nice, the reporters go right back indoors. [ laughter ] i'm happy to be
ABC
Dec 14, 2012 12:00am PST
, this is vodka. drink responsibly. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with carson daly, zachary knighton, and music from dan deacon. out from the shallow end to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. gentlemen, this is vodka. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. describe the room. a big, open space. smells really fresh, man. oh! [ both laugh ] febreze? how about that? yeah. febreze anti-clogging technology keeps it smelling fresh. febreze. breathe happy. this year give 'em an applebee's gift card. buy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, carson daly. from "happy endings", zachary knighton. and music from dan deacon, with cleto and the cletones. and now, making spirits bright, here's jimmy ki
ABC
Dec 7, 2012 12:00am EST
good night. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> i would like to. >> i feel like -- >> it's pretty awesome. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> we had lots of candy! >> well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kelly ripa. music from alicia keys. and a special appearance by chris rock. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, how you doin'? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. hola. hello there. thank you. i'm flattered that you're here. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you. honestly, if i knew how to curtesy, i would. thank you for making the long journey from short distances to be here tonight. this is our fourth and final night in brooklyn, but don't worry, we'll be back for the next hurricane. [ laughter ] apparently there's a storm on the way that they say a nor'easter is headed this way and could hit i
ABC
Dec 1, 2012 12:00am PST
a 22-year-old man for [ bleep ] a monkey. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. over the past few weeks, we've heard a number of celebrities speak about the helping parents to rock campaign. it's helped countless parents reconnect with their inner rocker. >> that's right, jimmy. it's even helped me rediscover my inner rock star. >> jimmy: you have an inner rock star? >> yes, roll the tape. hi, everybody, it's me, guillermo. i love my new hyundai santa fe. because it's very roomy and it has a lot of great safety features. this is perfect for my family. but it also helps me to rock. let's go, guys. let's rock a mole. oh, this hyundai is really great. ♪ ♪ i was born to rock and i was born to eat ♪ ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole ♪ my rock a mole is a real treat ♪ ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole ♪ you take some avocados and some spice ♪ ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole ♪ add some rock and roll ♪ it's very nice ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole >> hey, dude, you have to go pick up my son. >> all right. ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole >> yeah! >> dicky: the new santa fe from hyundai. proud s
ABC
Dec 22, 2012 12:00am PST
>>> hi, jimmy kimmel here letting you know subway is ready to cater the next event wchl holiday parties in full swing you can't go wrong with the flavor craver, the classic combo and since we're at our holiday party right now, i think now would be the perfect time for me to give you your gift. >> okay, jimmy. >> here it is. the subway three-foot giant sub. >> wow, a three-foot giant sub from subway, my favorite. thank you, jimmy, you are so very, very, very generous. >> you deserve it, buddy. >> i got a present for you, too. >> you do? >> yeah. >> wow! >> thank you. >> put it down a little bit. >> so you can read the teleprompter. >> exactly. yes. that is the subway six-foot giant sub. >> thank you. it. >> is bigger than the one you gave me. >> yeah, i see that. >> it is three foot bigger. >> yes, i can see. >> it is twice as big. >> yeah, i get it. you got me a better gift than i got you. i'm embarrassed and sorry. >> don't feel bad, jimmy. christmas is not just about stuff. it's about friendship. >> thank you for saying that, pal. i feel the same way. merry christmas. >> merry
ABC
Dec 13, 2012 12:00am PST
. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with john krasins krasinski, mike birbiglia and music from atlas genius. to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. ♪ ♪ this year give 'em an applebee's gift card. buy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. we're for the individual. the food lover. the movie lover. the road tripper. and the music mentor. ♪ we're for the gamer. the play maker. the page turner. and the up-all-nighters. so when we set out to make a smart phone we didn't make one for all of us. we made one for each of us. new windows phone. reinvented around you. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- john krasinski. mike birbiglia. and music from atlas genius. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! captions paid for by abc, inc. >>> welcome to the show. thank you for watching. just follow me
ABC
Dec 18, 2012 12:00am EST
>>> up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live" live. >> hanukkah ended at theundown. it seemed like it went on longer than thobbit. >> hugh jackman, jenna fischer. and 2 chainz. >> my >>> it's almost christmas and there is still so much to do. good thing we have our samsung galaxy note 2s. >> i don't know how to build the baby. >> here i show you. i share with you using s-beam. >> okay. now i get it. christmas is saved! >> not yet. i don't know where i'm going. i have to plan my route. the big screen make it so much easier. >> you go to freeway, 101 from sanity yeah go to mexico. >> i'm going out for a test run, okay? >> okay. >> good luck. >> [ speaking foreign languag ] language ]. >> time to make a note with the samsung s-10. get bigger reindeer. now christmas is saved thanks to the samsung galaxy note 2. >> the samsung galaxy note ii. phone, tablet, best of both. the next big thing is here. >> "jimmy kimmel live" liback i two minutes with hugh jackman, jenna fischer and music from 2 chainz. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guy
ABC
Dec 18, 2012 12:00am PST
is here. >> "jimmy kimmel live" liback i two minutes with hugh jackman, jenna fischer and music from 2 chainz. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. keeping up with the kids is tough, so i drink emergen-c. with vitamin c for immune support and b vitamins for natural energy, i'm ready for whatever they get into. get your free sample at myemergenc.com. stay healthy and feel the good. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hugh jackman. jenna fischer. and music from 2 chainz. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> cleto: jimmy kimmel live! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm jimmy. miami the host of the show. thanks to all of you coming out tonight. i appreciate that. i'm glad that you came out. i hope we can laugh a bit toni
ABC
Dec 28, 2012 12:00am EST
abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is up next and we'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: there's no wrong way to spell it. i think even chewbacca is acceptable. >> dicky: ted danson. >> jimmy: you we're your handsome men's club tie. you got punched by a hooker? >> yeah. >> what did she say? . >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. please pay close attention to this word from american airlines. >> i'm guillermo. i love to travel on american airlines. their check-in service is the best. they really know how to take care of a big celebrity like me. they make check-in so easy. keep up the good work. >> hello, mr. rodriguez. >> hi, how are you? >> i checked you in and we also have a designated security line. >> you know how to take care of a celebrity. >> we offer this service to all of our celebrities. >> this is for you. i signed it just for you. >> thank you. can i assist you in finding your gate? >> no, it's okay. my personal assistant will take care of that. >> hi. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines
ABC
Dec 15, 2012 12:00am PST
. >>> up next on jimmy kimmel live. >> hey, an app that can help you lose your job. it's called facebook. >> mel brooks. >> how did you get into show business in the first place? >> none of your business. >> abc news jake tapper, music from jason aldeen, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> wow, this world is serio >>> hi. jimmy kimmel here letting you know that subway is ready to cater your next event. with sandwich platters like the flavor crater, or the fresh fit. i think now would be the perfect time for me to give you your gift. >> okay, jimmy. >> and here it is. that's the subway three-foot giant sub. >> wow. a three-foot giant sub from subway? my favorite. thank you, jimmy. you are so very, very, very generous. >> well, you deserve it, buddy. >> i got a present for you, too. >> you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you. >> put it down a little bit. >> jimmy: so you can read the teleprompter? >> exactly. that is the subway six-foot giant sub. >> jimmy: well, thank you, guillermo. >> it's bigger than the one you gave me. >> jimmy: i see that. >> it's thre
NBC
Dec 24, 2012 3:05am EST
faced off across a table. one of them in handcuffs was a clever con named jimmy keane. the other, a hard-charging prosecutor. >> in court he called me the john gardi. >> he suddenly wanted to talk. a top secret meeting no less. what more could he do to jimmy? >> he was the last person i expected to hear from. he was my biggest fear. >> but keane's fears went off the charts when prosecutor larry beaumont slipped an accordion file in his direction. the top document was the photo of a mutilated girl. >> and then there was another photo of another mutilated girl. >> he probably thought you were about to charge him with something else. >> yeah, because they were pretty rough on him in the initial prosecution. >> jimmy was in the dark. he had no idea the crazy scheme beaumont had in mind. >> he said, jimmy, listen. this is something we have another person on. he has killed many, many young women, and i personally think you're the one that can help us with this. >> "this" turned out to be an investigation to try and catch a suspected serial killer. beaumont, an outside-the-box thinker, believed
NBC
Dec 24, 2012 2:50am EST
. that's not right. i was watching that. i thought, this is a prime opportunity for me. >> jimmy, a martial arts expert who continued working out in prison, was ready for this moment. he got up and changed the channel back. >> he got up and he's slobbering all over the place. you don't touch that tv, i'll rip your f-ing head off, blah, blah, blah. he changes it and sits back down. i just changed the channel again. he threw a cuss word at me, i threw a particular cuss word at him that i knew would tick him off, i kicked him through three rose of chairs, jumped on him and beat him to a pulp. >> hall had a ringside view of saturday night's main side event. he then called him the realthough yaretaliat retaliater, not the instigator. >> you're hall's new best friend? >> well, yeah. >> it brought him closer to hall, and now he was ready to make a bold move. in the prison library, jimmy had figured out a strategy to draw hall out on trisha reitler. >> i knew he was reading his hometown newspaper, and that was important to me to try cracking into his psyche. >> jimmy decided to ask somet
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